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In perhaps the most obvious pairing since Jessica Alba and antidepressants, Megan Fox has just signed on to be the new face of Emporio Armani Underwear. Oh, and also Armani's denim line, but none of you care about that when bras and panties are on the table.

She joins soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo in replacing David and Victoria Beckham, who have done a bulge-tastic job for the last few cycles. But before you get your panties in a twist, Megan and Cristiano will not be slathered up with baby oil and placed on top of one another in the new set of ads. Like the Offspring sang, you gotta keep 'em separated.

The campaign, which was shot last weekend in Los Angeles, will start hitting magazines, billboards, computer desk tops and fuzzy printouts hidden under teen boys' mattresses next January. Until then, I leave you with a collection of the Beckham's half-naked shoots because, well, do half-naked Beckhams need to have a because?